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Wednesday, October 22, 2003

Male Bonding

I've learned I can't count insults from my male friends, as these are signs of affection. Don't believe me? Oh, I promise you, it's true. For instance:

"Hey, Bitchass(trans: Josh), nice goatee. What'd you do, smear superglue on your face and go down on some ho?"

Really means:

"Josh, I feel you are a great person, and I want you to know I respect and love you in a completely non-gay way."

My response is similarly coded:

"Now, now, Nick, that's no way to talk about your mom."

Actually means:

"Thank you. Both you and our friendship mean a great deal to me, too, fucker."

It's these little things that cement a friendship.