Perfect Timing

I need a moment like this every day.

So, I had just sorted the mail and was taking it upstairs to distribute it. As usual, I was listening to my iPod, working and rocking out at the same time (for maximum efficiency.) As I was passing the rest room, I realize that I had already drank two liters of water already this morning, trying to drown my cold, and needed to pee.

I walked into the men's room and went to the urinal. Right as I unzip and whip it out, my iPod starts playing Handel's "Messiah."

I think I'd have to go on record as saying that was the most awesome, ego-boosting piss ever.

Although, as I think about it, I'm just glad it didn't play "Falling Away From Me," or "Down With the Sickness." Even "I Touch Myself" would still be kind of fucked up.