Things to Damn

(Just found this while converting over my old Blog to my new blog.  Any suggestions to add to the list are welcome!)

Things to Damn:

1. Penis
2. Science
3. Reality TV
4. Brains
5. Muses
6. Sweet Tea (apparently)
7. Moving
8. Sloth
9. My Conscience
10. Penis (again)
11. Stupid human need for sleep
12. Psych papers
13. My pitiful human speed
14. Bush
15. The other Bush
16. Women
17. Men
18. Old people
19. Basically everyone except children
20. Children
21. Work
22. Money
23. The lack of Money
24. The torpedoes
25. Cracker Barrel
26. Cracker Barrel CUSTOMERS
27. Planes
28. Airlines (Delta in particular)
29. Customers
30. Network Administrators
31. Cars
32. Rental cars
33. The TSA
34. Cat-5 Cable
35. Airports
36. Full Flights
37. Limited Standby
38. Biomeds
39. IT Departments
40. Hospitals
41. Dentists
42. The United States Postal Service
43. Downtown in General
44. Donald Trump
45. Donald Trump (Because he's worth damning twice)
46. Donald Trump (just in case)
47. Stupid people
48. Stupid pedestrians
49. Stupid drivers
50. Stupid drawbridge operators
51. Stupidity
52. "Country Fresh"
53. Students
54. The Department of Homeland Security
55. I-9s
56. Telephones
57. Starbucks
58. Haters of Sweet Tea
59. High Heels
60. Traffic
61. Catholic schoolgirls
62. (I'm really surprised it took this long)
63. You
64. It
65. Gamers
66. Fucking script errors
67. Southern Restaurants WITHOUT Sweet Tea (This tea thing may be getting out of hand)
68. Multi-National Corporations
69. Trophy Wives
70. Parents who drop young children off at the mall and then leave them for hours with only $5 in their pockets
71. Shoplifters
72. People who burn Dunkie's coffee
73. The Daystar
74. Spanish people
75. Spanish filmmakers
76. Standard-issue magic pieces of chalk
77. Harry Potter
78. Brainworms
79. Fort Myers
80. My hopelessly romantic nature
81. My car
82. My need for transportation
83. Il Trovatore
84. My current lack of a social life
85. Will Ferrell
86. The bastards attempting to cash in on my childhood dreams and memories
87. Exercise
88. Dieting
89. Waking up early
90. Politicians
91. Matt Parker and Trey Stone
92. The $@#%^&*@!~?!!!! six-week downtime gap for "Heroes"
93. There being no new Battlestar Galactica until 2008
94. MySpace.com (No!  No fucking link for them!  These bastards don't deserve any damn links to them!  ...Oh, fuck...)
95. Links
96. Yoga
97. Aching muscles
98. The D.O.T.
99. Run-off elections
100. Rehearsals
101. Tiramisu
102. The clock
103. The subjective perception of Space-Time
104. Hangnails
105. Blockbuster
106. Every day that's not a Saturday
107. Mondays, specifically
108. Taco Bell
109. Microwave popcorn that burns
110. My microwave
111. My new boss
112. Control freaks
113. A meager 24 hours to a day
114. The designated hitter rule
115. The Yankees (Gotta love Boston fans)
116. That pesky "Thou shalt not kill" Commandment (the Sixth, I believe)
117. The Man (how COULD I forget that one?  Thanks, Christy!)
118. The Internet (specifically the "freaking slow" variety, but it all bears damning from time to time.)
119. Computers
120. Vacuum Cleaners
121. Stairs
122. Lpn's with more hubris than medical sense
123. The voices in my head!

More added as appropriate